We’re not a rental fleet. There’s one coach, it lives on our farm in The Plains, and we hand it over ourselves.

That means it gets cleaned properly between trips rather than turned around in twenty minutes, and it means that when something needs doing we know about it before you do. The Starlink and the Control4 system went in because we wanted them there, not because they looked good in a listing.

At handover we walk you through every system — generator, slide, tanks, levelling, propane, the lot — and we’re on the phone for the whole trip.

We drove it home from Reno

Picked the coach up in Nevada, ran it out to the Black Rock Desert over Labor Day, and brought it back east to The Plains. It has already done the hard miles — the dust, the heat, the long empty highway — and it came through fine. That is the coach you’re renting, not a showroom unit.